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In this article, I wanted to sum up the things we've all done or are likely to do with our love doll before or after purchase.
Some will learn, some will laugh, some will reminisce about their first experiences with their doll(s).
Discovery or nostalgia, take a paper bag to manage your spasmophilia while you read.
Let's start withthe top 20 errors that you'd like to avoid making, because a doll is dear to the heart and expensive.
Pre-purchase mistakes
1. Manage her weight ! Excessive greed can be physically costly. It's not always easy to realize how much she weigh, especially when you've been making eyes at her from behind the screen.
Solution: carrying a bag of cement or two microwaves should give you a vague idea.
2. Take the measure ! You may see Akane or Iris with huge breasts, they measure just 90 and 100 cm respectively. To put it simply, these are giant figurines, and it's not easy to project yourself just by looking at photos.
Solution: take a tape measure and measure 90 cm along your leg to get a better idea.
3. Put the product photos into perspective ! You love it at first sight, but the post-production photos seem a far cry from the marketing images? This is normal.
Seeing a car in a commercial isn't the same as driving it, seeing a hamburger isn't the same as eating it. Factory technicians are trained primarily to make dolls, not to take product photos, but once they're in front of your eyes, you'll be won over.
Solution: read this post for a better understanding.
4. Patience you will have ! To be in a hurry with a doll is a utopia that will ulcerate you. Everything is slow in love doll, from manufacture to use and transport (except for those who evade customs). That's why you'll want to find out as much as you can, and take your time to avoid frustration.
A lovedoll is not an Android cable in stock on Amazon, it's more like wedding planning, which takes time.
Solution: buy a yoga mat and practice stretching. It's relaxing and you'll need it when you receive your doll, especially your muscles.
5. Paying high prices means buying solid Nope, all adult dolls are fragile, whatever the brand. The heavier they are, the greater the risk of making a blunder. Knowing what to do before you buy your doll is the key to keeping it in excellent condition.
Solution: bookmarkAva Love Doll 's blog and watch this video so you don't break the skeleton.
6. Buying too many clothes before receiving her ! The dolls' measurements and constraints mean that the choice of clothes is more limited than you might think.
All dark colors can potentially rub off on a hyper-realistic silicone sex doll or TPE dollBringing its new black lingerie to a thrift store could make you feel uncomfortable, and you might be tempted to discard it discreetly.
Solution: buy a few white or light pink garments to start with and try them on for size; they'll be your guide to what's too small or too big. Later, with experience, you can venture into more colorful clothes and break out the bright red or black lingerie.
7. A doll isn't just a fuck doll ! Sorry to say it, but you didn't just buy a sex doll or a silicone blow-up doll, even if it says so everywhere.
We're more on the order of man's best friend, a fainting miss and more if affinity. You'll have to carry her, take care of her, and only you'll be wagging your tail when you get home.
8. A silicone doll cannot be stained by fabric ! Bad news guys, a silicone doll can, of course, be stained by a garment, wig, pair of shoes or bed sheet like the TPE dolls. It's all the same.
Solutions: opt for less risky materials such as nylon or cotton. Test each cushion, bed sheet or item of clothing against a piece of TPE or silicone to verify that the fabric is 100% safe in the event of contact. You'll be supplied with a piece of silicone or TPE when you buy your doll (same color, same brand).
Use flesh-colored nylon suits to reduce the risk of color transfer, but this is not a guarantee! You can also find it here.The choice is yours, whether you opt for a full-body suit, with or without sleeves, or just for her legs.
9. Forget hardcore doggy style ! As implicitly stated above, a love doll is first and foremost a work of art whose everyday face will delight you. So don't buy a doll with the sole aim of putting it on all fours on her wrists. You'll be disappointed within the next 10 minutes.
Solutions: spread the weight over her forearms and legs, put your doll upright, forearms on a desk, save this practice for Christmas. A totally secure example in photos.
10. Penser que l'humanité est dérangée d'acheter des mini dolls ! Fortunately, not everyone thinks like that.
Imagine instead that people want to collect large figurines, discover the world of dolls at lower cost and weight, and lack the space to store or hide them.
Solution: Learn to distinguish between the reproduction of a child and the miniaturization of a woman.
11. Believing that your dealer is the carrier, the customs agent and even the factory at the same time ! Unfortunately not... All this forms a chain, and it's a little more complicated.
No retailer is a carrier or manufacturer, and even a major group like Amzon isn't DHL and the government all rolled into one 😉
You'll also stop blaming doll stores for delays, especially when these are clearly and transparently displayed on the website 365 days a year. This is custom manufacturing, not fast food.
Solution: ask about the current lead times, which we update on Ava Love Doll and which vary according to doll manufacturer and period.
Receiving errors
12. Don't cut your doll when you open the parcel! Inhale, exhale without over-ventilating, the big box is there, catch your breath after that first effort and relax. Too much euphoria with a sharp blade in your hands is error-prone and you could end up with regrets. Please open the box gently.
Make room for yourself and unwrap the jewel with zenitude, and enjoy the moment to the full.
13. Forgetting to adjust foot bolts ! If you didn't take the stand-up option, we'll still have e-mailed you with this post. For those who have studied the subject (or who buy the second one), don't forget to adjust the bolts on her feet so that they are there to support your doll and not to chop her feet.
Solution: lie down the doll as soon as it comes out of the box and adjust the bolts by hand or with a wool wrench.
14. Failure to prepare for arrival ! So, do you invite a lady over without a minimum of preparation? Your waifu is finally here, and you haven't even bothered to clear a square meter or buy a few utensils to give her a proper welcome?
It smells like a doll destroyed in a week! Small, light-colored cotton wipes, cornstarch flour for powdering, swab for cleaning baby bottles the love holes in your silicone doll are highly recommended to receive the sweetness properly.
15. Don't jump on your TPE doll like a pig! So what about romance, education and all that? RP for her health! The miss is thirsty for oil following a scorching transport in a generally abused cardboard box.
To top it all off, she'd also have to become a sex slave right out of the package. A little restraint and go buy some kerosene oil, which you should already have by the way. Your doll's oozing with oil, so you think she doesn't need it?
Big mistake, right out of the box we said 🙂
Madame needs to restore her health to regain all her elasticity and for this she has need to be hydrated. Give him at least three days, it's not much, after three months of waiting.
16. Perfection is not of this world ! Sorry, but even if she's already the chosen one in your heart, the 1500 euro patron saint is imperfect. Joints that are sometimes hard at first, rough spots on the silicone or TPE, mold marks, blurred make-up are all part of the world of love dolls. In short, it's normal, no brand can escape it, and the price won't change a thing.
17. Penetrating a hole in extension ! To preserve the sweet spots, we strongly recommend not visiting them when they're stretched.
Solution: change the inclination of the lady's legs, her position or fax yourself into the other orifice.
18. Use unsuitable lubricants ! Stick to water-based lubricants only. This is particularly true for TPE dolls, which will quickly be damaged by silicone- or alcohol-based lubricants.
19. Put perfume directly on your doll's skin ! Perfumes contain alcohol, which can damage the surface of the miss. Sobriety we say, and don't forget to turn off the light - it could cost you a kidney.
Solution: spray the fragrance on the outside of the garment to avoid destructive contact.
20. Forget to dry orifices properly ! Humidity and darkness are the perfect cocktail for growing mushrooms. Except that in these places, they're the last thing you want to see. Well, you'll never see them, but if it itches after you've reported it, then it's not looking too good.
Solution: always carefully dry your beloved canals, for example with the tampon method.
Pro tips, don't forget them in the back for weeks on end or you'll end up with with a scary deep blue. Believe me, the smell will be unforgettable.
Good news, all bad things must come to an end, like this post. Feel free to add any other points in the comments.
I'll leave you with one of my last photos, a secure anti-piercing elbow and knee position that keeps you warm even in winter.
This softness from the brand Future Doll is made of a soft silicone face, and you can find all her photos here.
